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It’s an eventful day at Longbourn, as Lizzy's cousin Mr Collins finally makes his move. But despite Mrs Bennet's fulsome encouragement, his unromantic marriage proposal falls on deaf ears, and Lizzy turns him down - several times.
Meanwhile, things aren’t looking so bright for Jane and Mr. Bingley. His scheming sister Charlotte has whisked him away to London, where she's lined up a much richer potential bride-to-be... Mr Darcy's little sister Georgiana.
Narrated by Dame Julie Andrews
Written by Jane Austen
Recording Engineer: Sam Hamilton
Produced by Katrina Hughes
Script Supervisors: Dr Emmie Rose Price-Goodfellow, Ed Baranski and Duncan Barrett
Sound Supervisors: Tom Pink and Oliver Baines
Sound Design by Sean Harper
Audio Editing by Josh Latham
Compositions: Dorry Macaulay
Music Performances by Dorry Macaulay, Oliver Baines, Mia Whittaker, and Moritz Flohr.
Mix and Mastering: Ralph Tittley